Cat Scan
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RADIOLOGY FOUND ONE PROBLEM

Cat Scan

The patient denies ordering the whole fish.

Cat Scan
Cat Scan sitting calmly on the X-ray table beside a folded blanket
AFTER-HOURS RADIOLOGY

Internal Affairs

At 09:14, Cat Scan reported a mild rattle after breakfast. The machine found one complete fish parked below the ribs, facing east and offering no comment. Cat Scan remained calm, requested the warm blanket, and asked whether the fish counted as a personal item. It does not. The clinic has updated its lunch policy.

Clinical Manners

Three reliable habits keep every appointment brief, bright, and completely inconclusive.

Follow-Up Visits

Follow-up imaging moved beyond the clinic. At the loading bay, the fish crate was empty. At the night counter, one place setting remained untouched. By closing time, Cat Scan had signed nothing, explained nothing, and carried the original finding home without visible concern. The appointment ended only when the technician stopped asking where the tail had gone and started checking the cafeteria freezer.

Cat Scan on the exam table under the X-ray arm
CS 01No fish entered through receiving.
Cat Scan beside an empty crate in the loading bay
CS 02The waiting room stays very quiet.
Cat Scan next to an empty bowl in the night cafeteria
CS 03Discharged with lunch still pending.

Nothing unusual below the ribs.

Cat Scan, unbothered